Dr. Football wrote:Round 2: Quotations



All shizzles are taken from this volume.

1. In the 1960s, what was advertised with the slogan "Let your fingers do the walking"?

2.Which British Prime Minister once said, "We are not the masters. The people are the masters. We are the servants of the people ... What the electorate gives, the electorate can take away"

3. Which rock star said "Drugs is like getting up and having a cup of tea in the morning"?


4. "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree"

These are the first two lines of a famous poem. For 1/2 a point each name the poem and the poet in question.

5. "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world ... It is the opium of the people" -- who said this? And for 1 bonus smarty pants point whose philisophy was he critiquing when he said it?

6. "Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules myself, and then I break them right away" -- novel and novelist for 1/2 a point each.

7. "Better to reign in _____, than serve in ______" -- John Milton. Fill in the blanks.

8. "Crowned with rank fumitor and furrow weeds,
With burdocks, hemlock, nettles, cuckoo-flowers,
Darnel, and all the idle weeds that grow
In our sustaining corn" -- Shakespeare, but which play?

9. Who said: "Football and cookery are the two most important subjects in the country"?

10. "Someone must have traduced Joseph K., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one fine morning" -- this is the opening line of which novel by whom?

shizzles by 10pm Sunday please.